Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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