butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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