Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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