what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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