Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
