they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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