Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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