how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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