wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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