Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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