I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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