I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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