She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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