You work out of a Hotel?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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