I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
