i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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