I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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