so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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