I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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