i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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