just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
