You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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