PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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