I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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