talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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