You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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