im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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