Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize