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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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