Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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