For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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