It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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