uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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