Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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