Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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