STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
What drink are we having for lunch?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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