there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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