Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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