Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
