Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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