Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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