I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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