Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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