after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
either way he was missing a nipple.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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