So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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