Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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