i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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