I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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