I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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