its not stalking. its research.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You were trust falling into bushes
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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