im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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