I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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