It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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