return my video game
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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