your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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