I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Randomize
