Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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